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September 21, 2009

Tele Atlas fail to name Carneddau correctly

Filed under: uncategorized — Stephen Paulger @ 11:17 am

In January 2008 I contacted Tele Atlas to tell them that their data on where Carnedd Llewelyn and Carnedd Dafydd are was wrong. They emailed me back and said.

“To insure [sic] that the quality of our data meets the highest standards, the change you have suggested may take several months to be completed. Tele Atlas makes updates to its database every day and the application providers receive new versions of our product every three months. They will integrate the new data into their products and update their maps, which usually takes from a few weeks to a few months, depending on the application provider. Once we inform you about the change in our database, please contact your application provider to learn when the update for your application will be available.”

20 Months have passed since they sent me that email. I’ve climbed both mountains since then and can guarentee to you that they have not changed much in that time, neither however have Tele Atlas’s labels for them, which are just as wrong.

Here are some links to maps that have the Carneddau in the correct locations.

May 25, 2009

Guardian’s Idea of a Joke?

Filed under: uncategorized — Stephen Paulger @ 9:11 am

A book about Hitler by Ian Kershaw is being advertised on Guardian Books with an image of Barack Obama’s autobiography “The Audacity of Hope”.

May 13, 2009

British National Party Voters Don’t Exist

Filed under: uncategorized — Stephen Paulger @ 4:20 pm

In the last few days the British Nationalist Party (BNP) have started to deliver their campaign leaflets. There are at least two varieties but they are both quite similar and their main campaigning point is against immigration. You can see leaflets delivered by the BNP around the UK thanks to The Straight Choice a website dedicated to mapping campaign leaflets. The current leaflets feature a section titled “Why we’re all voting BNP” with photos accompanied by a bit of text, presumably this is to encourage people to think BNP voters are just like you. Unfortunately for the BNP none of these voters are real and you can prove it by using web-based reverse image searches.

The Doctor

“I’m voting BNP because I see what immigration has done to the NHS. As a Doctor I want to see an end to ‘health tourists’ and to make sure British nurses are employed and paid fairly.”

Search for this image on tineye and you’ll quickly find out that this image has been used on a number of websites and that you can buy it to use royalty free from a stock photo website. The image was taken by an American photographer probably in 2006.

The Pensioners

“We’ve seen how this country has declined under the present government and we’re voting BNP because they will put pensioners before asylum seekers and ensure our future.”

“We’re with the British National Party because it’s not fair that people who’ve worked hard and paid in all their lives are pushed to the back of the queue behind bogus asylum seekers.”

Search for this image on tineye and lo and behold it is available from the same stock photo website.  Looking at the stock photo website you can find out the models are called Deanna and Mario.

The Soldier

“We’re fed up of being sent ill-equipped into foreign wars. The BNP will bring our troops home and ensure that British soldiers are not abused on the streets of our cities by Muslims.”

Again, search using tineye you can find that it’s from a different stock photo website. What’s particularly amusing here is that the photo is of an Irish guardsman, which is funny because the Irish are not British, Britain is made up of England, Scotland and Wales.

UPDATE: At least one commenter has pointed out that this is actually a Scots Guard, I assumed that the picture’s title was correct when I wrote the article. The photo has since been reported by the Sun to be Stuart Walker who has stated he does not back the statement attributed to him in the leaflet.

The Mother

“As a mother and wife I want to ensure that our children have a future. Our taxes should be invested in education and job creation, not wasted on paying bureaucrats or bankers’ bonuses.”

Searching tineye once again tells us this photo is entitled “Love my Mommy!” and was taken by another American photographer.

The only conclusion I can make is that  no real BNP voters were keen enough to appear on the leaflets.

The BNP are not the first people to send out leaflets with fake people on, when there was a decision to be made on whether Manchester should have city centre congestion charging leaflets were printed encouraging people to vote ‘YES’ with case studies showing how people would be better off, again, none of the people were real (Manchester Evening News: C-charge ‘locals’ don’t exist).

April 3, 2009

Images you won’t find on Street View

Filed under: uncategorized — Stephen Paulger @ 11:30 am

The Time - Village mob thwarts Google Street View car

Images of Broughton can be found on Panoramio and loc.alize.us.

March 19, 2009

How to not appear pretentious when sending email from your iPhone.

Filed under: howto, tech — Stephen Paulger @ 11:24 am

Unless you want everyone to groan and hate receiving email from you follow these simple steps to avoid looking like a pompous ass.

1. Click ‘Settings’.

2. Click ‘Mail, Contacts, Calendars’.

3. Scroll down to ‘Signature’ and click it.

4.  Delete ‘Sent from my iPhone’.

There, now you just need to get some some better in ear headphones that aren’t white and you won’t look like an Apple fan boy.

January 22, 2009

Holiday to the Alps

Filed under: uncategorized — Stephen Paulger @ 11:57 am

This summer I’m going to the Alps, in Switzerland. No, I have no intention of doing any skiing. I want to climb mountains. I want to play in the snow. Some photos from people who have been where we’re going before me.

Weissmies

when smokers..

Saas Fee at night

I also want to do Via Ferrata,(Italian for “Iron road”) which is somewhere between walking and rock climbing. There are things permanently attached to the rock to make your climb simpler and quicker. Like ladders and steel cables to attach yourself to.

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Jegihorn via ferrata

Another nice photo that I can’t embed

I think I will need to get a bit fitter to get the most out of it.

August 6, 2008

Ever wondered how they come up with Ubuntu code names

Filed under: uncategorized — Stephen Paulger @ 4:52 pm

I have. I don’t know, but I suspect it’s like this (more…)

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