Pirates or Ninjas
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There has been some discourse online of late into which is cooler, pirates or ninjas.
Pirates’ pros
- Drink a lot of Rum.
- Talking parrot.
- Gold.
- Good at fighting with a sword and cannons.
Pirates’ cons
- Spend most of their time on a wooden ship with other pirates.
- Scurvy.
- Poor eyesight.
- Poor hygiene (I suspect).
- Lack of honour.
- Piracy on the high seas was a capital offence until 1998 (I guess that kind of ruins that point)
- Anyone can be a pirate, just steal a boat.
Ninja’s Pros
- Cool headgear (Which I’m lead to believe is made from a t-shirt)
- Shrouded in mystery.
- Have cool weapons.
- Years of intense training make them super-skilled.
Ninja’s Cons
- Mostly lots die in films.
All in all, Ninjas are cooler because there are less bad points.
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