Pirates or Ninjas

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There has been some discourse online of late into which is cooler, pirates or ninjas.

Pirates’ pros

  • Drink a lot of Rum.
  • Talking parrot.
  • Gold.
  • Good at fighting with a sword and cannons.

Pirates’ cons

  • Spend most of their time on a wooden ship with other pirates.
  • Scurvy.
  • Poor eyesight.
  • Poor hygiene (I suspect).
  • Lack of honour.
  • Piracy on the high seas was a capital offence until 1998 (I guess that kind of ruins that point)
  • Anyone can be a pirate, just steal a boat.

Ninja’s Pros

Ninja’s Cons

  • Mostly lots die in films.

All in all, Ninjas are cooler because there are less bad points.

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