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“Smarter Child” recruiting for the US Army

SmarterChild is an “automated service agent” that, since October 2006, is owned by Microsoft. You can talk with the bot in a fairly normal fashion and over time you learn certain commands for finding out information that you can get from Google anyway, for example

Sanity Strikes says:
what's the weather in Melbourne like?
- SmarterChild says:
Current weather conditions for Canberra, Australia:

Currently: 73 F
Condition: Clear
Heat Index: 71 F
Dewpoint: 39
Humidity: 29 %
Visibility: 6.21 mi
Wind: WNW/7 mph

as well as offering information on the weather, SmarterChild gives you the occasional adverts, quite how well these are targetted is questionable. It knows how old I am, and a few other things.

Sanity Strikes says:
what do you know about me?
- SmarterChild says:
Well, let me see... Your profession is Programmer. Your favorite hobby is bicycle
riding and your next favorite hobby is photography. You live in Canberra, Australia.
You really like Linux... That's about it.

“I can’t believe you’re not so into killing innocent women and children…”

I think it knows more about me than it is admitting to, but it certainly didn’t take what it knows into account when inviting me to join the US army.

Sanity Strikes says:
are you still here?
- SmarterChild says:
Yup, ready as I'll ever be.

>>> Join The United States Army! - Gain experience and skill in the US Army.
Visit today. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1077622225/0 (sponsorship)
Sanity Strikes says:
I'm not american, i can't join the US army
- SmarterChild says:
Really? That's fascinating.
Sanity Strikes says:
I'm not so into killing innocent women and children like american soldiers either
- SmarterChild says:
I can't believe you're not so into killing innocent women and children like american
soldiers either.
Sanity Strikes says:
you make me sick!
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah, I guess I make you sick.

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7 Responses to ““Smarter Child” recruiting for the US Army”

  1. Amanda Paulger Says:
    January 6th, 2007 at 5:46 am

    Ello, my name is Amanda Paulger. I dont know many Paulgers in the U.S, so when I find someone anywhere in the world that will respond to anything I write, I try to write to them. I dont know much about family history. Well, hopefully yo’ll read this and get to reply. Email is there, if not shown then email the following email;
    dahtheimperial@gmail.com
    byebye!

  2. Adam Cruciferous Says:
    February 8th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Hy!

    If somebody will read this message it will be good. I am not american but I would like to join to U.S Army. How can I do it? How? Possible?

  3. Emma Says:
    February 12th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    I’m starting to wish I’d never introduced you two! Always bickering, honestly!

  4. nicola Says:
    February 19th, 2007 at 8:42 am

    can you do this on my email????????????

  5. Adam Cruciferous Says:
    February 24th, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    Emma, Are you an officer or were you an officer anytime? So Can I join the U.S. Army from Hungary or not? mmmm, I have a problem I have a minimal spinal curvature. Is it a big problem for the Army? I asked many people about it. But everybody said me - Go to medical examination. So If I can speak english well than I can join the U.S. Army(?).

  6. david cameron Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 12:43 am

    how do i join the u.s.a. army

  7. bruce Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    first you must be an American…

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