Unless you want everyone to groan and hate receiving email from you follow these simple steps to avoid looking like a pompous ass.
1. Click ‘Settings’.
2. Click ‘Mail, Contacts, Calendars’.
3. Scroll down to ‘Signature’ and click it.
4. Delete ‘Sent from my iPhone’.
There, now you just need to get some some better in ear headphones that aren’t white and you won’t look like an Apple fan boy.